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Better Than Love, Babe

This Undead Flow Chart is excellent. I will note, however, that I’m pretty sure its creator meant “Serial Killers” when s/he wrote, “Jason, Michael, Freddy.”  Cereal Killers is, however, an excellent album.

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The Reunion Approacheth

And I was reminded of an hilarious conversation I had with a childhood friend during my first semester of college. Friend:  “You know, I have really got a lot of respect for you.” Me: “Really?  That’s nice of you to say.  Why?” Friend: “Because you made it out of high school.” Me: “Yeah, bud.  By [...]

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Arlington: The Rap (Especially hilarious if you of a certain age and attended parties at certain homes in neighborhoods of varying sketchiness. My old vacant lot, site of stolen-car dumping? Now contains an Apple Store.) Enjoy.

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The TIGR Beat

Technology, Innovation, and Government Reform Best Government Acronym Ever. I am transported back to 1984, at the corner 5 & 10, looking at “SIMON & JOHN TELL ALL; C THOMAS’ DATE NIGHT” headlines on Tiger Beat.  I was not allowed to buy it…part of me is sad, the rest of me says “thanks, mom”. Anyhow, [...]

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Amazingly hilarous

Oh, Air Force.  Oh, oh.  How could people possibly consider folding you back into the Army?  If that happened, where would we get our entertainment?  This brings a whole new meaning to the term “security theater”. Also – have the Gideons been contracted for seat-pocket Bible distribution?  They have placed Bibles all over the globe, [...]

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Miss Congeniality

SOMEONE is a little bit too much of a Sandra Bullock fan.

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Kindred spirits

Mary Duke Biddle Trent Semans.  She appeared on Charlie Rose last week and was quite a spry and interesting lady with lots of great things to say. But before I realized how awesome she turned out to be, I thought, “wow, that’s a Soap Opera name” and thought instantly of Lisa Miller Hughes Eldridge Shea [...]

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Take the light saber, leave the cannoli

Best simile and metaphor I’ve heard in a long time. Iglesias … suggested it might be possible to go after the Justice Department … by “using the model we used against the Mob in the 60’s. You find a small fish, you threaten prosecution, you roll them, they give up the bigger fish.”“It’s fascinating to [...]

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War on drugs, summarized

Afghan officials find 260 tons of hashish from 03.FP Passport – blogging on global news, politics, economics and ideas by Blake Hounshell Here’s a question for all you expert readers out there. What happens when you burn 260 tons of hashish? Afghan counternarcotics officials said Wednesday that they uncovered 260 tons of hashish hidden in [...]

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Mullet rock is hilarious

HOW it knows I’m a mullet-rock lover, I can’t tell you….but it KNOWS. ============== What is Your 80′s Song? Source: apps.facebook.com My result: Your 80′s song is: Wanted Dead Or Alive by Bon Jovi

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