This Undead Flow Chart is excellent. I will note, however, that I’m pretty sure its creator meant “Serial Killers” when s/he wrote, “Jason, Michael, Freddy.” Cereal Killers is, however, an excellent album.
Posts Tagged ‘funny’
Better Than Love, Babe
Posted in Posts, tagged funny, music, random on August 3, 2009 | Comments Off
The Reunion Approacheth
Posted in Posts, tagged funny, random on July 15, 2009 | Comments Off
And I was reminded of an hilarious conversation I had with a childhood friend during my first semester of college. Friend: “You know, I have really got a lot of respect for you.” Me: “Really? That’s nice of you to say. Why?” Friend: “Because you made it out of high school.” Me: “Yeah, bud. By [...]
The most hilarious video I’ve seen in a while
Posted in Posts, tagged funny, random on June 12, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Arlington: The Rap (Especially hilarious if you of a certain age and attended parties at certain homes in neighborhoods of varying sketchiness. My old vacant lot, site of stolen-car dumping? Now contains an Apple Store.) Enjoy.
The TIGR Beat
Posted in Posts, tagged DC, funny, government on December 9, 2008 | Comments Off
Technology, Innovation, and Government Reform Best Government Acronym Ever. I am transported back to 1984, at the corner 5 & 10, looking at “SIMON & JOHN TELL ALL; C THOMAS’ DATE NIGHT” headlines on Tiger Beat. I was not allowed to buy it…part of me is sad, the rest of me says “thanks, mom”. Anyhow, [...]
Amazingly hilarous
Posted in Posts, tagged funny, military, religious right on July 18, 2008 | Comments Off
Oh, Air Force. Oh, oh. How could people possibly consider folding you back into the Army? If that happened, where would we get our entertainment? This brings a whole new meaning to the term “security theater”. Also – have the Gideons been contracted for seat-pocket Bible distribution? They have placed Bibles all over the globe, [...]
Miss Congeniality
Posted in Posts, tagged celebs, funny on July 15, 2008 | Comments Off
SOMEONE is a little bit too much of a Sandra Bullock fan.
Kindred spirits
Posted in Posts, tagged atwt, funny, television on July 7, 2008 | Comments Off
Mary Duke Biddle Trent Semans. She appeared on Charlie Rose last week and was quite a spry and interesting lady with lots of great things to say. But before I realized how awesome she turned out to be, I thought, “wow, that’s a Soap Opera name” and thought instantly of Lisa Miller Hughes Eldridge Shea [...]
Take the light saber, leave the cannoli
Posted in Posts, tagged constitution, funny, justice dept, Politics, star wars on June 18, 2008 | Comments Off
Best simile and metaphor I’ve heard in a long time. Iglesias … suggested it might be possible to go after the Justice Department … by “using the model we used against the Mob in the 60’s. You find a small fish, you threaten prosecution, you roll them, they give up the bigger fish.”“It’s fascinating to [...]
War on drugs, summarized
Posted in Posts, tagged fake war on drugs, funny on June 12, 2008 | Comments Off
Afghan officials find 260 tons of hashish from 03.FP Passport – blogging on global news, politics, economics and ideas by Blake Hounshell Here’s a question for all you expert readers out there. What happens when you burn 260 tons of hashish? Afghan counternarcotics officials said Wednesday that they uncovered 260 tons of hashish hidden in [...]
Mullet rock is hilarious
Posted in Posts, tagged funny, memory lane, music on June 4, 2008 | Comments Off
HOW it knows I’m a mullet-rock lover, I can’t tell you….but it KNOWS. ============== What is Your 80′s Song? Source: apps.facebook.com My result: Your 80′s song is: Wanted Dead Or Alive by Bon Jovi