Hi guys! You know I love you, right? You know that I want you to look your best, right? Well, I do. Of course I do. To that end, here’s a Pro Tip for you:
When buying a new topcoat, it’s important to note that the sleeve tag and those pretty “X” stitches on the vents [...]
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Dept of Badly-Dressed Men
Posted in Posts, tagged fashion on January 26, 2010 | 3 Comments »
Dept of Badly-Dressed Men
Posted in Posts, tagged fashion on December 2, 2009 | Comments Off
What, you thought they had begun hibernating for the winter? Oh no, my friends. Deck the halls with trouser folly!
I walked behind this gentleman for the final few blocks of yesterday morning’s commute:
Yes. His trousers really are that short. His jacket sleeves really are that long. And you can’t see very well in my crappy [...]
Oh Noes! A Pantsuit!
Posted in Posts, tagged fashion, rants on September 10, 2009 | Comments Off
Oh. My. God. First of all, people actually wondered about what Elena Kagan was going to wear for her first oral argument?
Second of all, anyone with half a brain would realize, after (amazingly) wasting the time wondering about this, that she’s a woman. Women aren’t meant to wear cutaway coats and striped trousers for morning [...]
Dept of Badly-Dressed Men
Posted in Posts, tagged fashion on August 26, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Wow, that Braddock Road Metro station is a target-rich environment.
This morning’s feast for the eyes, a gentleman on his way (I assume) to work wearing:
An olive dress shirt, untucked
Khaki slacks (sort of a dark khaki, but definitely not green)
An ID badge on a lanyard (natch)
WHITE. PATENT. SHOES.
Good morning, good morning!
Dept of Badly-Dressed Men
Posted in Posts, tagged fashion, fug on August 14, 2009 | Comments Off
Oh yes, they’re still around, those badly-dressed men.
Yesterday, while innocently walking down the sidewalk toward my place from the bus stop, I was nearly run down by a cyclist (on the sidewalk, grrr) wearing the following:
Purple spandex bike shorts
Filthy olive-drab fanny pack
Black sneaker-slides
Nothing else
Oy.
Dept of Badly-Dressed Men
Posted in Posts, tagged fashion on August 10, 2009 | Comments Off
This morning, on the Metro platform, I looked down at the street and saw, sauntering up the sidewalk toward the station, a gentleman dressed in the following:
1 – Ropers
2 – White ten-gallon hat
3 – Pressed, dark dungarees (I’d call them “jeans,” but he’d probably get offended)
4 – Aviator sunglasses
5 – wait for it…
6 – White [...]
Just Say No
Posted in Posts, tagged fashion, rants on June 16, 2009 | 1 Comment »
Look, this is ridiculous. Cotton (brushed, poplin) suits look crappy, even on the models! As soon as a man sits down, they wrinkle, I don’t care in what fancy shop they were bought.
People. It’s linen. It’s seersucker. (But what possesses people to ever wear black with seersucker, anyway? Oxblood, at the darkest. Oxblood spectators are [...]
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