Yes, kids. That’s right. FAIL. I know you are all just shocked, shocked to learn that flower pots can’t stop a speeding truck. And now that it’s been established that no one was hurt in this accident (yes, it was just an accident) – that is obviously the most important thing and I’m genuinely glad [...]
Posts Tagged ‘fake security’
Security Theater Fail
Posted in Posts, tagged fake security on May 11, 2010 | Comments Off
High-Security Bits
Posted in Posts, tagged DC, fake security, tidbits on April 12, 2010 | Comments Off
So, has the security insanity taken over your life? Did it make your commute soul-crushingly awful? Or don’t you care at all? Maybe you’re not in DC, and you don’t even know what I’m on about! If I were First Lady, my “Signature Issue” would be: Reining In The Secret Service. To demonstrate my commitment, [...]
Amazing Headlines
Posted in Posts, tagged fake security, news, Politics on March 24, 2010 | Comments Off
It’s a day for them, evidently. A friend posted this link on his Facebook page: Terrorists Could Use Explosives in Breast Implants to Crash Planes, Experts Warn Which was pretty much the funniest thing I’ve seen in days. I mean: Come. On. Now, I could write a whole serious post about security theatre. It never [...]
Plus ca change
Posted in Posts, tagged fake security, tidbits on October 20, 2009 | Comments Off
I don’t know if you noticed, but last week was All-Kennedy-Assassination-All-The-Time on HIST. October sweeps, I guess. Anyhow, I tuned in to some of the programming, and bits of it were quite interesting. What struck me during one program was how much things changed, security-wise, immediately after that event. Obvious things, like no more open [...]
Insert Joke Here
Posted in Posts, tagged fake security, manners on November 7, 2007 | Comments Off
About the “falafel guy”. You know. Anyhow, this is just ridiculous. I guess I shouldn’t walk down the street to the fancy new falafel cart near my office for lunch anytime soon. And the burrito guy closed up shop! Sigh.
Free the Capitol
Posted in Posts, tagged DC, fake security on October 24, 2007 | Comments Off
Ugh. This is too depressing to blog about now. Will update later. Ugh.
bad at math
Posted in Posts, tagged DC, editing, fake security on February 13, 2005 | Comments Off
bad at math catching up on tnr while re-tagging my mp3 collection, i stumble across this bit of really bad math (application/pdf Object): small enough to fit in a satchel but powerful enough to devastate six to ten square city blocks, or most of the area between the Capitol and the White House. Um… the [...]
Speaking of Fake Security…
Posted in Posts, tagged DC, fake security on February 11, 2005 | Comments Off
Speaking of Security Well, half-assed security. It occurred to me this morning, once again, that the “security” in my office building is half-assed and stupid. if they are going to have those stupid card-read things in the elevators, why weren’t they installed on both sides of the door? There are floor buttons on both sides, [...]
Catching up with blogs a la mode
Posted in Posts, tagged DC, fake security, inauguration on February 11, 2005 | Comments Off
Catching up with blogs a la mode (yes, i am desirous of ice cream) Via NewDonkey.com, a tidbit on the sad, sad, sadness of inauguration day. (he also had a quote somewhere else about “after the risers come down” which was, at least in front of my building, um — yesterday. DAMN that took a [...]
Open Society, Open Monuments
Posted in Posts, tagged architecture, DC, fake security, monuments, Politics on January 4, 2005 | Comments Off
AMEN! A Pall Over the Mall (washingtonpost.com) This is what drives me NUTS about living here. One of the main reasons I decided to make the washington area my home was the appeal of the city. For 12 years I have worked in the District, first near the Capitol, then in Georgetown, then near the [...]