What, you thought they had begun hibernating for the winter? Oh no, my friends. Deck the halls with trouser folly!
I walked behind this gentleman for the final few blocks of yesterday morning’s commute:
If there are deep puddles to walk through, this man is prepared!
Yes. His trousers really are that short. His jacket sleeves really are that long. And you can’t see very well in my crappy stealth photo, but the shoulders on that jacket didn’t fit either; it was just straight-up too big.
It’s not like this was a teenaged boy who’d just had a growth spurt and couldn’t help the short trousers or anything. He was, in fact, a fully-grown adult. One can only hope he was on his way to a job he already has, and not an interview, wearing clothes that ill-fitting.
Someone please tell me that whatever “tailor” he used, left him enough hem in those trousers to take them down a good couple of inches? Please?
